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August 03, 2007


Carol aka MrsLeftyFixit


Thank you so much for an AWESOME class. I had a BLAST!! You totally ROCK.'s my joke:

Pirate's Eye Patch
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.

The seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"

The pirate replies "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."

"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"?

"Well...", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off."

"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eyepatch"?

"A seagull dropping fell into my eye.", replied the pirate.

"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked increduously.

"Well...", said the pirate, " was my first day with the hook."
How much did the pirate pay for his peg-leg and hook? An arm and a leg...

OK...thought you would like those two.

I can hardly wait fo ryou to come back out to California. Don't forget to visit my blog...

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