..must be the explosive amount of appearances from Lance! He will be visiting some stores in Arizona next week to teach some amazing classes. Find a store near you and sign up today! Spaces are limited and classes are filling fast!
Wednesday August 8th 1pm - 4pm and the again from 6pm - 9pm at 3 Scrappin Sisters in Springerville, AZ he will be teaching Rustic Journey
Thursday August 9th 7pm - 10pm he will be at Making Memories Unforgettable in Tucson, AZ teaching a Pirates Life
Friday August 10th he will be in the North Valley at three AMAZING stores :
10 am - 1pm at Scrap Happy Sisters in Glendale, AZ teaching Rustic Journey
2pm - 5pm at Scrapbooks To Remember in Anthem, AZ teaching Inner Circle
7pm - 10pm at The Mad Scrapper's in Cave Creek, AZ teaching Rustic Journey
Saturday August 11th cool off and head up north to visit him at three more amazing stores :
10am - 1pm at About Memories and More in Flagstaff, AZ teaching Rustic Journey
2pm - 5pm at Route 66 Scrappers in Winslow, AZ teaching A Pirates Life
8pm - 11pm at Scrapbook Den in Prescott, AZ teaching Rustic Journey.
Don't wait! Sign up for a class today!
Lance!!
Thank you so much for an AWESOME class. I had a BLAST!! You totally ROCK.
OK...here's my joke:
Pirate's Eye Patch
A seaman meets a pirate in a bar, and talk turns to their adventures on the sea. The seaman notes that the pirate has a peg-leg, a hook, and an eye patch.
The seaman asks "So, how did you end up with the peg-leg?"
The pirate replies "We were in a storm at sea, and I was swept overboard into a school of sharks. Just as my men were pulling me out, a shark bit my leg off."
"Wow!" said the seaman. "What about your hook"?
"Well...", replied the pirate, "We were boarding an enemy ship and were battling the other sailors with swords. One of the enemy cut my hand off."
"Incredible!" remarked the seaman. "How did you get the eyepatch"?
"A seagull dropping fell into my eye.", replied the pirate.
"You lost your eye to a seagull dropping?" the sailor asked increduously.
"Well...", said the pirate, "..it was my first day with the hook."
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How much did the pirate pay for his peg-leg and hook? An arm and a leg...
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OK...thought you would like those two.
I can hardly wait fo ryou to come back out to California. Don't forget to visit my blog... www.mrsleftyfixit.blogspot.com
Posted by: Carol aka MrsLeftyFixit | August 06, 2007 at 09:05 PM